Destroy - At The Movies

September Releases:

American Adobo - Comedy about five
Filipino-American friends adjusting

The American Astronaut - Space traveling musical with flesh swapping

BigTrouble - Tim Allen & Rene Russo
Something to do with a weird suitcase

Dinner Rush - Danny Aielo stars in a movie about a night in the life of a restaurant

Don't Say a Word - Michael Douglas works with a catonic woman to find clues to kidnapping

The Endurance - Documenary tracing the doomed Antartic journey of Ernest Shackleton

The Glass House - Orphan girl starts trippin on new guardians. With LeeLee Sobieski/Diane Lane

Glitter - Mariah Carey overcomes fame
Movie delayed because of her real life breakdown

Go Tigers - Documentary about a high school
football team in rustbelt town

Haiku Tunnel - Office temp begins to freak
when forced into permanent employment

Hardball - Street hustler played by Keanu Reeves
has to coach inner city team to pay off debts.

Hearts in Atlantis - Based on Stephen King book
with Anthony Hopkins posssessing magic power

Iron Monkey - Martial Arts Adventure (Hiyaaah)
Two heroes help bring down corrupt goverment

LIAM - Ian Hart stars in this tale of 1930's poverty
among Irish Immigrants / Stephen Frears directs

L.I.E. - Young boy deals with Mom's death by hanging with old male sex freak and bully
(Recommended by She Who Cannot Be Named)

Megiddo: Omega Code 2 - Follow up to the Christian end of the world tale with Michael York

The Musketeer - Another 3 Musketeer movie
(Editor: Enough is enough)

On The Line - Lance Bass from 'N Suck
Romance about a guy looking for a girl he met

Our Lady Of the Assassins - A Columbian writer returns home to the criminal underbelly

Rock Star - Heavy Metal tribute guy asked to join
real band: starring Mark Wahlberg and penis

Sidewalks of New York - Manhatten comedy
with Stanley Tucci and Heather Grahm

Soft Stools - Man suffering from chronic diarreha
starts eating weird objects in a quest for help

Soul Survivors - A college student wrecks car and then has supernatural visions

Training Day - Denzel Washington gets another paycheck in this one with Ethan Hawke

VA Savior - Paris theater group of three men and three woman maneuver a maze of love

Zoolander - Ben Stiller in a movie about a male model who learns fashion world is a front

October Releases:

Bandits - Prison escapee's run amuck robbing banks. With Bruce Willis & /Billy Bob Thorton

Bangkok Dangerous - A mute assassin on the
Thailand streets meets a woman who may
be his savior

Bones - Snoop Dog transforms into the
avenging spirit of a dead man in his hood

Collateral Damage - Arnie Schwarzenegger
stalks a terrorist who liiled his wife & kid

Corky Romano - A vet poses as an FBI agent to keep his father (Peter Falk) out of the tank

Donnie Darko - Drew Barrymore stars in
helping a friend decipher weird visions

Fat Girl - French film about a robust teen who
sneaks peeks at her sisters sexy escapades

Focus - A look at Anti-Semitisim in New York
during World War II with Laura Dern

From Hell - Jonhnny Depp portrays Jack the Ripper / also starring Heather Graham

Grateful Dawg - A documentary about Jerry
Garcia & David Grisman collaberating

Heist - A daring robbery with Danny Devito
& Gene Hackman (Any Danny movie is a dud)

High Heels & Low Lifes - 2 chicks spiceup
their boredom by stealing from bank robbers

The Human Body - Uugghh! A documentary
looking inside the body

Joy Ride - Trucker versus travelers with Paul Waller, Steve Zahn & Leelee Sobieski

K-Pax - Mental patient thinks he's going home
to his planet. With Kevin Spacey & Jeff Bridges

La Cienaga - Argentian family gets all worked
up in the heat of the summer

The Last Castle - Robert Redford returns as fallen general in power struggle with warden

Life as a House - A dying architect reconnects
with his family during a house-raising project

Max Keebler's Big Movie - Bullied teen thinks
he's moving so he gets revenge although he finds out later that he isn't moving

Mulholland Drive - David Lynch's cryptic tale
of an ingenue seeking love & stardom in LA

No Man's Land - Set in Bosnia, enemy soldiers get stuck in a trench & become focus of media

Novocaine - Steve Martin tries to be funny once again as a dentist sucked into world of murder

Riding in Car with Boys - Drew Barrymore once again gets pregnant and loses her future

Serendipity - John Cusack & Kate Beckinsale
star in a whimsical romance of confusion

13 Ghosts - A remake of William Castle's horror flick about a haunted house

Vulgar - A cross dressing clown gets revenge
after being raped in a bachelor party
Produced by Kevin Smith

Waking Life - A Free-form examination of reality using eerie animation by "painting" over live-
action footage

The Wash - Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg (once again)
Looking at two roomies who work at car wash

December Releases:

The Business of Strangers - A business trip
grows weird with Julia Stiles and Stockard Channing (12/7)

No Man's Land - A war satire set in Bosnia as enemy soldiers get stuck in same trench (12/7)

Ocean's 11 - A casino heist caper with Steven Soderbergh, Clooney, Pitt & Roberts (12/7)

Pinero - Benjamin Bratt comes to life as Puerto Rican writer/actor Miguel Pinero (12/7)

IRIS - The life of writer Iris Murdoch isplayed by both Kate Winslett & Judi Dench (12/14)

Lantana - A deputy begins to fight off personal demons while working on a missing persons case (12/14)

Last Orders - Friends and family gather for the tales of a loved one. With Michael Caine, Helen Mirren & Bob Hoskins (12/14)

Not Another Teen Movie - Classic Jock tries to turn uncool chick into prom queen (12/14)

The Royal Tenenbaums - Gweneth Paltrow and Ben Stiller along with Gene Hackman reunite as a family of geniuses (12/14)

Vanilla Sky - Tom Cruise tries to earn back some of his lost money in his recent divorce by starring in this adaption of "Open Your Eyes"

Lord of the Rings - Part one of the J.R.R. Tolkien epic of hobbits (12/19)

How High - Rappers Method Man & Redman struggle to survive Harvard after their "magic dope" runs out (12/21)

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius - Animation comes to life in a tale of a whiz kid fighting aliens (12/21)

Joe Somebody - Tim Allen plays a corporate loser who feels better after crossing the office bully (12/21)

Kate & Leopold - A time-travel romance about a modern woman and a 19th century man with Meg Ryan and Hugh Jackman (12/21)

The Majestic - Jim Carrey is a blacklisted, amnesiac screenwriter who gets a new life (12/21)

Ali - Ali's life during the 1964 to 1974 era recreated by Will Smith. He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee (12/25)

A Beautiful Mind - Russel Crowe warms a few panties as a schizophrenic Nobel winning economist John Forbes Nash Jr (12/25)

Impostor - A futuristic scientist is suspected of being an alien infiltrator (12/25)

The Shipping News - Kevin Spacey stars in the big selling adaption of a man uncovering his family's past (12/25)

Gosford Park - Muder on a British Estate with Helen Mirren & Emily Watson (12/26)

Monster's Ball - An exicutioner involves himself with condemned man's wife
Billy Bob Thorton & Halle Berry (12/26)

Charlotte Gray - Cutie Cate BLanhett plays a novice British spy who finds love in Paris during World War 2 (12/28)

Dark Blue World - Czech fighter pilots battle the Nazis in the air and on ground for a certain woman (12/28)

I Am Sam - Sean Penn plays a retarded man trying to gain custody of his daughter with Michelle Pfeiffer as his attorney (12/28)